blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

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Filed under: #logic

We are nothing alike. I’m not… Arrogant? Self-centered? Controlling? Sure you are. Face it, we’re not good people.

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Filed under: #AYOOO MADE YOU LOOK#faking it

robertfrosts:

hi!!! i really need to practice drawing people so please reblog this post and tag it with what you use as your face tag and i’ll draw you and stuff

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Filed under: #good luck#/tagged/this-is-my-face

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

image

thanks

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erensjunk:

I have read enough fanfiction to know where that is going

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five-word love story:

trainspotting96:

i hate woody allen too

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batcii:

Anonymous said: u should totally draw some poc!hermione bein cute man. like readin in her books or tryin 2 tame her wild hair or having to put up with ron and harry.

hermione bein cute and multitasking while she gets dressed or s/t woo

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Filed under: #my fave#art#hp

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

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