So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
We are nothing alike. I’m not… Arrogant? Self-centered? Controlling? Sure you are. Face it, we’re not good people.
hi!!! i really need to practice drawing people so please reblog this post and tag it with what you use as your face tag and i’ll draw you and stuff
Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for
I have read enough fanfiction to know where that is going
five-word love story:
i hate woody allen too
Anonymous said: u should totally draw some poc!hermione bein cute man. like readin in her books or tryin 2 tame her wild hair or having to put up with ron and harry.
hermione bein cute and multitasking while she gets dressed or s/t woo
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling